Apple / Day 1: INTRODUCING….THE iPHONE 5! 

You / Day 1: OMFG I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!

You / Day 2: OMFG MY AT&T CONTRACT HAS ANOTHER 1.75 YEARS ON IT BUT WHEN IS IT COMING OUT!!111!

Apple / Day 3: COMING SOONISH!1111

You / Day 4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY STEVE JOBS!

Apple / Day 5: Um sir, Mr. Jobs is no longer with us — ERRR FUCK IT! WE SOLD 10 MILLION UNITS!!!!!

You / Day 30: WHERE THE FUK IS MY iPHONE 5?!?!?

Apple / Day 31: I’m terribly sorry sir. We have received so many orders that it will take us some time to process your order. Your patience is greatly appreciated. 

You / Day 40: SICK OF WAITING! TELLING FACEBOOK/TWITTER/TUMBLR/GOOGLE+ (lol) ALL ABOUT HOW APPLE SUCKS!

Apple / Day 41: I’m terribly sorry sir. We have received so many orders that it will take us some time to process your order. Your patience is greatly appreciated. 

You / Day 60: ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!1!

You / Day 120: THE BATTERY LIFE ON MY iPHONE5 SUCKS! FUK THIS THING! WHEN DOES THE iPHONE 6 COME OUT?!?!!!