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The iPhone 5…
Apple / Day 1: INTRODUCING….THE iPHONE 5!
You / Day 1: OMFG I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
You / Day 2: OMFG MY AT&T CONTRACT HAS ANOTHER 1.75 YEARS ON IT BUT WHEN IS IT COMING OUT!!111!
Apple / Day 3: COMING SOONISH!1111
You / Day 4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY STEVE JOBS!
Apple / Day 5: Um sir, Mr. Jobs is no longer with us — ERRR FUCK IT! WE SOLD 10 MILLION UNITS!!!!!
You / Day 30: WHERE THE FUK IS MY iPHONE 5?!?!?
Apple / Day 31: I’m terribly sorry sir. We have received so many orders that it will take us some time to process your order. Your patience is greatly appreciated.
You / Day 40: SICK OF WAITING! TELLING FACEBOOK/TWITTER/TUMBLR/GOOGLE+ (lol) ALL ABOUT HOW APPLE SUCKS!
Apple / Day 41: I’m terribly sorry sir. We have received so many orders that it will take us some time to process your order. Your patience is greatly appreciated.
You / Day 60: ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!1!
You / Day 120: THE BATTERY LIFE ON MY iPHONE5 SUCKS! FUK THIS THING! WHEN DOES THE iPHONE 6 COME OUT?!?!!!
